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American Drink: Back to School Special

This one accidentally sat in my drafts for a couple of months, so it’s not quite as timely as it otherwise would have been. It’s still pretty funny though.

americandrink:

At the end of a busy school day, kids need some love from a relaxed, supportive parent. At the end of a busy work day, some of us need a little help to become that parent. Here’s what to do when the closest mixer is a juice box.

Playground Vacation

1 box tropical fruit juice
2 oz. rum
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